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Post by Crow of Coal on Oct 4, 2007 22:52:20 GMT -6
Here in California, you can get up to seven years in jail for sex with a zombie.
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Post by Yevathik on Oct 5, 2007 0:22:25 GMT -6
Here in California, you can get up to seven years in jail for sex with a zombie. Not true. That's only for a dead person. UNdead don't apply.
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Post by Yevathik on Oct 5, 2007 0:26:32 GMT -6
1- Perverted satanic funeral services 2- ... 3- PROFITS! I see wut you did thar.
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Post by youma on Oct 5, 2007 9:43:25 GMT -6
Eh I did nothing! Just a business idea!
I'm pretty sure some dudes would like the idea of getting laid after they're dead, but how many are going to pay for that, considering that they won't be enjoying it?
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Post by youma on Oct 6, 2007 10:48:44 GMT -6
Eh I'm starting to regret talking about that topic. What I meant as a joke actually did arouse me, and it's not like I get sexually excited easily. I'm good for the mental asylum. Aargh, a fucking hopeless sicko!
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Post by Yevathik on Oct 8, 2007 5:22:02 GMT -6
Eh I did nothing! Just a business idea! I meant the 4chan thing. ;D
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Post by dzepxich on Nov 4, 2007 12:04:16 GMT -6
I had a strange dream Friday night.
I was inside my head, it was like a giant old fashoned telephone exchange, with wires running everywhere connecting point to point. It was a huge tangled web, and there was another entity there. The entity told me my wiring was a mess, and proceded to reconnect everything, using shorter & more direct lines. I didn't take any active participation in what it was doing, I just watched.
When I woke up that morning, I felt like I had more "space" in my head. My thinking seemed clearer, and more direct. It felt very strange. Kind of like a huge, messy warehouse that had someone come in and catalogue, file, sort and stack everything.
I've never had a dream like that before.
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Post by Madguten on Nov 4, 2007 16:08:30 GMT -6
You have been assisted by a dream entity External or internal in source, it doesnt matter, great things can be learned through dreams. In my opinion.
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Post by dzepxich on Nov 4, 2007 17:12:32 GMT -6
You have been assisted by a cream entity External or internal in source, it doesnt matter, great things can be learned through dreams. In my opinion. I hope to interact with the entity again, if what it did was not its sole function. I agree 100% about learning from dreams. I have had numerous precognitive dreams, they have a unique character to them, such that I recognize them for what they are now. I also visit several places that have not changed over the years, such as an ancient library on a hill, with a robed, hooded librarian with skeletal hands. At some point in my reading there, it will come and lay its hand on the book I'm reading, as I'm about to turn the page, and say "No further". At which point I'm ejected from the library & wake up. I currently entertain the idea that the Dreamlands is just as real as anything else I perceive.
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Post by youma on Nov 4, 2007 19:36:09 GMT -6
If the dreamland exists, what I want to know is: is it connected to the Internet? That would explain a lot of the web's content! Since the time my mom and I had the same dream the same night, we agreed that if we had access to a computer in a dream, and could remember that decision, we'd try to memorise a few IP addresses or URLs and try to connect to them once awake.
I had several dreams set in a "personnal dreamland," with recurring locations, people and cultural items that I knew in the dreams but didn't exist in reality. I couldn't see it in a while though, and I find it strange that the last time I dreamed about that place, I ate cake at a coffee shop only to find out that I didn't have any money, and the owner was an Asian immigrant with little language skills, so he didn't know enough French to understand my promise to bring him the money as quickly as possible. I ran away and woke up before I could get my wallet. Perhaps my subconscious mind is forbidding me to return as long as I'm guilty of imaginary theft, and I'll have to find a way to pay back before my conscience clears the way, who knows? So... regardless of the hypothetical nature of dream reality, if anyone has a consistent dreamland, never break the law in it!
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Post by dzepxich on Nov 4, 2007 20:58:38 GMT -6
If the dreamland exists, what I want to know is: is it connected to the Internet? That would explain a lot of the web's content! Since the time my mom and I had the same dream the same night, we agreed that if we had access to a computer in a dream, and could remember that decision, we'd try to memorise a few IP addresses or URLs and try to connect to them once awake. I had several dreams set in a "personnal dreamland," with recurring locations, people and cultural items that I knew in the dreams but didn't exist in reality. I couldn't see it in a while though, and I find it strange that the last time I dreamed about that place, I ate cake at a coffee shop only to find out that I didn't have any money, and the owner was an Asian immigrant with little language skills, so he didn't know enough French to understand my promise to bring him the money as quickly as possible. I ran away and woke up before I could get my wallet. Perhaps my subconscious mind is forbidding me to return as long as I'm guilty of imaginary theft, and I'll have to find a way to pay back before my conscience clears the way, who knows? So... regardless of the hypothetical nature of dream reality, if anyone has a consistent dreamland, never break the law in it! Dreamland connected to the Internet, great concept! I don't see why not. I think that consciousness is "evolving" towards manifesting in a much higher degree in the inorganic relm. Another way of looking at it is sentient beings from the elemental plane of metal, looking to incarnate here as A.I. Now I'm going to have to try to find a computer in my dreamlands! I understand about the places you go to, I have a few similar "consistant" places I visit. In one of them, I got "recognized" as non native to that plane. The "natives" were not happy about it, "visitors" have powers & abilities that can cause major havok there. They ganged up & chased me out. I had to leave through a specific "tunnel under the tree" and I think they sealed that portal, I can't find it anymore. Have you found the eternal party? It's in a huge old house, always night there, hundreds of people, some in costumes. It's always fun when I go there. It seems to me that a LOT of the people there are "Dreamers", from this earth.
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Post by youma on Nov 5, 2007 18:23:41 GMT -6
I saw one place that could match that description, but there wasn't more than twenty people at that time. They expelled me, though it seemed that it was because the night was "members only," not that I was particularly undesirable in any other way. The place I'm thinking about was near the river, and facing an old church. The building was relatively well maintained though messy inside, and a little paint couldn't hurt.
The tunnel part is also similar to my dreams, I only ever accessed that place (I call it "the city with no street" because there are no roads leading to it) through an underground passage. Lots of tunnels and grottoes, nice!
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Post by dzepxich on Nov 5, 2007 18:35:09 GMT -6
Very cool, I got chills when you described the party house! I too got the impression that there was some kind of "club" feel. I'm not a "member" but I've never been denied access to the house. There were a few rooms that I was not allowed to enter though. The place could use a paint job, but I kind of like the "worn" look.
I use the tunnels a lot to get to different places. I also enjoy the grottoes & have never met a hostile being in them.
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Post by Yevathik on Nov 5, 2007 20:31:10 GMT -6
yay, I managed to dream about a place I had forgotten I had been to in a previous dream. Only this time I recalled many more details.
It's some sort of relatively tiny military encampment in a forest. Now, this place is small, about the square footage of, I dunno, your average children's playground.
it's more or less circular, with its borders defined by a chain-link fence that runs the perimeter, save for the metal gate at the entrance.
If one enters the metal gate, there is an arrangement of tents. Beginning from one's left, circling the camp there is:
-A recreation area with a water cooler and a card table. -Bathrooms. Or rather, plastic outhouses. -A hardware shed. -An armory. There are so many damn guns here. Why? -Some sort of briefing area/office tent. This is exactly on the other side of the camp as the gate. -Some kind of food preparation station. -The main sleeping area. -Here's where it gets wierd. This next tent contains computers, machines, centrifuges, mainly the kind of stuff you'd see in a laboratory or on CSI. A large line of orange biohazard suits are lined up on one wall. -The final tent is the strangest, because it, like the main sleeping area, is full of sleeping mats. However, the mats all contain dessicated, mummified corpses.
The entire place is patrolled by a few armed guards, along with the laboratory tent being frequented by doctors in full blue suits, those little white masks you see doctors wear sometimes, and also hard plastic eye protection.
Clearly, this place posed some kind of biological threat. I guess they were trying to find a vaccine for a virus or something.
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Post by dzepxich on Nov 6, 2007 8:29:36 GMT -6
Very interesting. Do you have precog dreams?
I see several possibilities.
1) Precog. You're seeing a possible future.
2) You're seeing a parallel reality, one that branched off from "this one" some time ago.
3) You are visiiting another "dimension". That is, one that is somehow connected to this one, not a "seperate" branch.
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Post by Madguten on Nov 11, 2007 5:18:33 GMT -6
A couple of nights back i had a dream where i was killed by some old undead guys. I was with a woman. I had an Uzi but i was very wounded so i gave the Uzi to the woman. Next thing i know some slow ass zombies (they didnt look like rotten movie zombies, more like blue corpses) enter the room where me and the woman was sitting on the floor with our backs up against the wall. The woman started screaming all wild, and i remember thinking "damn, those zombies are so slow that I could have shot them even though im so wounded". Anyway the zombies drew nearer (there was about four meters from the door they entered to the wall where i sit) whilst mumbling some wierd shit. The woman didnt shoot, only scream. The zombies killed her first by throwing a large and heavy knife with a bended blade into her. The knife was so heavy that i could feel the force of the blow on the wall. Anyway, now it was only me left, and i thought "Great lets get this over with". But, noooo. Now the zombies start sticking pointly candleholders into my legs, while mumbling something about "De Gamle kongeriger" (The Old Kingdoms). And THEN...they finally throw a knife into my heart. The whole sequence only took about 20-40 seconds. I remember thinking ; I have better keep my eyes shut a few more seconds, just to make sure i am awake when i open them.
It wasnt really a scary dream, i wouldnt even had posted it here, if the zombies hadnt been talking about Old Kingdoms.
I havent had a dream like that since i was a child, it was very Hollywood. ;D
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Post by youma on Nov 11, 2007 9:06:21 GMT -6
Thursday or Friday night I had a dream where I was fighting off zombies too. Possibly, that was the same night? I had taken shelter in a barn with some 20 other people, but I was the only one fighting (with something that looked like a large hooked fire poker) and the others either cowered or were already wounded so they were of no help. One woman's baby was zombified and though it was harmless, it'd have to be killed before it infected us all. The woman kept screaming and weeping - understandably. Then we managed to escape to a safer area and the rest would be long to tell, but involved a nuclear strike on infected cities, and radiation-burned people seeking our help.
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Post by Madguten on Nov 11, 2007 12:13:22 GMT -6
oh snap, it WAS the night between thursday and friday.
What are the odds. I love it when that happens. My dream also had a post apocalyptic feel to it. Only then would i be clutching an Uzi.
How odd.
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Post by youma on Nov 11, 2007 21:40:14 GMT -6
I don't think my dream qualified as post-apocalyptic; if the zombie epidemic wasn't local, the government wouldn't waste nukes and destroy possible survivors to clean the area up. Since we had time to escape, however, zombies possibly did too, therefore the strike was uneffective: it could have been pre-apocalyptic, the worst being yet to come.
I'd hate to live in a post-apocalyptic world. I'm a rather skinny girl who hardly tolerates low temperatures, and electrical heating doesn't come without civilisation. I'd have to run South to escape winter, but my last adventure into the USA ended up very badly, I'd have to stab anything male to feel safe.
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Post by Yevathik on Nov 12, 2007 13:45:49 GMT -6
why are we all having zombie dreams now?
D:
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Post by dzepxich on Nov 12, 2007 17:25:23 GMT -6
I had a zombi dream a few weeks ago. It started out as a nightmare, till if found my car & armed myself with the 3' crowbar I keep in the trunk. ( the zombis were the slow kind). Once I had the crowbar, I started exploring the town.
I wonder what's the connection, all of us dreaming about zombis?
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Post by youma on Nov 12, 2007 19:14:13 GMT -6
BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE COOL!!!
Most of my friends have been having violent dreams recently, even some who never talk about their dreams found it strange enough to mention it. One constantly dreams that she is killing people or getting killed, always by stabbing, sometimes eating their flesh or drinking their blood after. Another dreamed that he was decapitated by a cannonball, but his head remained alive to see, and landed on Lenin's chest, inside the glass coffin (why Lenin I don't know!) and he could only stare and stare into his dead face.
Tonight, I dreamt that I was going to prison. The dream itself was just someone explaining me how things worked in there, but I knew that I was going there for something serious. I don't know exactly what though.
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Post by Yevathik on Nov 13, 2007 1:17:08 GMT -6
maybe it's a sign. The zombie apocalypse is finally coming.
Time to start investing in a rifle of some kind.
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Post by Madguten on Nov 13, 2007 7:10:03 GMT -6
And a machete. ;D
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Post by youma on Nov 13, 2007 20:02:13 GMT -6
And bondage gear. Hmmmm, zombies....
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Post by amnesiac on Nov 15, 2007 8:46:00 GMT -6
Two nights ago I had such a weird dream, it just doesn't seem to let go of me somehow. Some might think it to be horror like but to me it was 'strange', come to think of it I can't seem to find a way to describe how I felt because I was observing myself in this dream and acting in it at the same time!
I was in the company of a woman who was guiding me around at a large square farmhouse that was recently renovated and divided in separate apartments with one large central courtyard. The place gave me a sinister kind of feeling, like something was in the air. This woman wanted to show me one of those apartments and even though I felt reluctant to enter I did anyway. Once I stepped over the threshold I was somehow being showered with maggots(!!). They were all over me and I was in such a state of panic and fear, trying to get them off of me but that was just not possible. The woman just stood there watching me, said that I shouldn't make such a fuss about it as they would leave me soon enough again. I felt them crawl underneath my skin, starting to form humps on my skin, growing bigger and bigger to finally burst open. I looked like one torn up/burst open zombie or something... Many new maggots coming out of my skin but indeed leaving me almost instantly. I had to get away from this place so I ran for the big entrance gate of the farm house. There I saw vile creatures standing there, looking at me. They looked like a crossing between a bear, a dog, a Wolf ...I can't really say what they looked like as I have never seen a creature like that before. The shape of its head was rather small and long. They were standing on their back legs, like humans do. Their posture was human somehow but the heads were that of some sort of animal. The look in their eyes predicted nothing good whatsoever. Their gaze was like frozen, cold, no blinking and would fill your heart with sheer anxiety. I had shivers running down my spine but couldn't stop gazing at them. For one moment I closed my eyes and opened them again to notice that they had gone, leaving behind nothing but an ominously dark sky and wispy fog.
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Post by nevermore on Nov 17, 2007 22:59:30 GMT -6
I get zombie dreams alot. Wonder what Freud would say?
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Post by nevermore on Nov 17, 2007 23:02:23 GMT -6
Wait, did you wake up right before or did you actually DIE IN A DREAM!? Holy crap you shouldn't be alive. WTF?
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Post by Madguten on Nov 18, 2007 6:13:01 GMT -6
Whenever i am killed or commit suicide in a dream, i always wake up. I used to suicide my way out of bad dream situations when i was a kid.
Very interesting, i love the image it produces in my head.
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Post by youma on Nov 18, 2007 18:01:25 GMT -6
Wait, did you wake up right before or did you actually DIE IN A DREAM!? Holy crap you shouldn't be alive. WTF? You can totally die in a dream. It's just not common because one doesn't have any experience of death, obviously, so in a dream, the event can only be made up from pure imagination. I'm sure that Christian believers can dream that they die and go to heaven, belief or mere conception of an afterlife solve that, but if you believe that there is nothing after death, as I do, then a dream in which nothing can happen has to stop. If it doesn't, it loses credibility. To give an example, I recently dreamt that a criminal shot me in the head so I wouldn't denounce him. It was clear in the dream that I was supposed to die, but the dream went on, and I actually felt frustrated "this is bullshit, I shouldn't be seeing that!" and everything that happened next felt cheap, as even in a sleeping state I couldn't maintain the suspension of disbelief, and wanted my dreaming self to die so that it would make sense again. When I woke up I kept feeling as if I had seen a great movie with a botched up ending. Huge disappointment. So, I can die in dreams, but it spells FAIL. My imagination didn't earn its "and then nothing" badge yet. Hear that, brain? You're not even good at NOTHING! Is NOTHING too much asked? Lazy fucktard! (Omer Simpson style scolding one's brain for a personnal flaw one wants to throw off the responsability for) I guess death would lose all of its fascinating character if fucking permanent and absolute nothingness was easy to conceive.
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