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Post by Voraxith on Sept 12, 2011 23:23:25 GMT -6
So as you guys know, I just spent 10 years in prison. One of the things I had missed without really thinking much about it was booze. Well, in honor of the full moon, I decided to get good and blitzed. HOT DAMN! This is fun... I got a cheap six-pack of some brand or another and just started guzzling, and I'm, feeling good.... Good music in the slimy ears, good ice cream in the slimy tongue, and cheap beer down the slimy gullet. Y'know, I just turned 30 like a week ago, too. Wow. I'm 30. How crazy is that! Woo, drunk typing is fun! So was standing under the full moon with a cig in one hand, a beer in the other, and chanting " Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" in a deep, guttural monotone at 11 at night in the middle of suburbia. Okay, I'm gonna end this, but I thought a drunk thread could be fun... Laugh at me, yell at me -- right now I just don't give a fuck. Weeeeee!!!!! Hail Satan! Hail Cthulhu! Hail Venger Satanis and the Cult of the Cthulhu!!!
Ooh ooh ooh! One final thought: Cthulhu Brew... Yeah, just cause it's that frakkin' awesome...
[glow=red,2,300]Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn![/glow]
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Post by boksmutant on Sept 12, 2011 23:56:00 GMT -6
Do it!
Awake brother!
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Post by Voraxith on Sept 13, 2011 11:46:27 GMT -6
Ooh, job interviews while hungover: not so fun...
[glow=red,2,300]Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn![/glow]
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Post by dudetyson on Sept 13, 2011 14:30:34 GMT -6
When people tell you to "remember yourself," you might also throw in there, "remember if I have a job interview tomorrow."
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Post by Voraxith on Sept 13, 2011 17:59:11 GMT -6
Good point, dude. However, 'twas a job I was unlikely to get regardless, and I think a good and proper celebration of the full moon was a wee bit more important. Maybe...
As far as remembering myself goes, I think I'll just chalk it up to "intentional suffering." Yeah, that sounds good.
On another note, I looked again at the beer I was drinking, and it's called Black Star Lager. Now think about that: I randomly grabbed the cheapest six-pack off the store's shelves, and not only was it pretty good, but it also just so happened to have a very Lovecraftian-sounding name? Now that's a pretty good happenstance, if I do say so myself.
Also, how frakkin' cool was it that I was actually able to type in Cthulhu's sacred mantra while drunk and without fucking it up? Man, I had some fun last night!
[glow=red,2,300]Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn![/glow]
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Post by Jib on Sept 15, 2011 20:54:53 GMT -6
Just what ever you do, Voraxith, don't EVER drive while drinking/under the influence.
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