Post by roughmagick on Aug 8, 2007 13:16:05 GMT -6
*Cult of Cthulhu Political FAQ*
Ver. 1.0 by roughmagick@sleeping-god.com
Vae victis!
American election fever has struck like a plague. It infects the blind with the illusion of vision, and the delirious with the dream of progress. Cthulhu sleeps, he dreams, he calls the Awakened away from the insignificant questions that distract the body politic, and offers these statements of position to clarify the futility of resistance to the imminent return of the Old Ones.
What is the Cult of Cthulhu’s position on the following issues?
Q: Which party does the Cult of Cthulhu endorse? Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Communist?
A: Politics is a barbed wire fence within which concentration camps are tended. CC wishes them all results commensurate with the level of truth they wield. If a party’s premises are false, let it suffer destruction swiftly. If a party is populated with idiots who are convinced of the truth of a lie, let them suffer the sharpest edges of their stupidity, and let the wise watch and learn the penalty of stupidity.
Q: Separation of church and state?
A: Let the idiot masses believe whatever they wish. Let them worship dirt, each other, invisible fantasies, dark forces, or Reason Itself. Let the true prevail, and the false fail. Action counts, and belief that leads to action through truth is the only valid religion. The state is a fantasy religion in and of itself, so separating it from other fantasies is a waste of time and mental ability.
Q: Abortion?
A: Let the self-culling herd operate on itself. Any species
that exterminates its own progeny needs to be encouraged to do so. They know their own are unfit for existence. Abortion should be legal, and in some cases, mandatory. Let the stupid and timid exterminate themselves with all speed. Let each generation be greater than its predecessor in wisdom, strength, knowledge, and productivity.
Q: Suicide/Euthanasia?
A: A living being knows the value of its own life.
If a mind is too weak to endure physical existence, let it free
itself. We endorse the willful breaking of the physical shackles.
Q: Gun control?
A: The feeble-minded should be unarmed, and the fearful should be subject to the will of the strong. Firearms are strength, and as such, should only be possessed by the superior. Let lesser, fearful peasants use sticks and rocks. We will use firearms, particle cannon, and anti-matter explosives if we so desire. It is our right to be the strongest and most feared. Let each warrior be armed always. Let each of our number be an army.
Q: The Drug War?
A: Addiction solves its own problems. Let everyone
medicate himself as he sees fit. Let junkies die, let the ill relieve
their pain. Release all the hostages of the insane puritan drug war who rot in the prisons and cower in the privacy of their guilty
pleasures in fear of misappropriated authority.
Q: Prostitution?
A: Each person owns their body, to do with as they wish.
If one offers to sell, and another agrees to buy at the offered price, the transaction is no third party’s business.
Q: Terrorism?
A: Let revenge be taken 10 fold, 100 fold on any who would
dare attack us in any way in any place. If a man attacks us, let his family be executed. If a tribe attacks us, let us vaporize their
entire village. If a village attacks us, let us burn their entire
region with unrelenting fire and salt the smoking ruins afterward. If a nation attacks us, defile everything they hold sacred or pleasant before their eyes, and exterminate them to the last man, woman, child, and animal with the greatest inferno our vengeful technology can deliver. Record every action leading up to and including their extermination. Let the knowledge of our swift and terrible vengeance be so deep and so certain, that children of villages would willingly execute their own parents, rather than wait for our terrible response. Begin with a lesson. Exterminate a contentious nation, now. Let the contentious nation be one who is dark and unproductive, who is
prideful, dishonest, cowardly, and boastful. Let it be filled with
lovers of the pedophile Prophet, the stooping, subservient, dirty
mongrels of the desert whose destiny is dust but who proclaim the right to rule us. Let our minds battle, let our weapons cross, and let the superior laugh at the unburied vanquished.
Q: Income tax?
A: To punish productivity by stealing from the productive
and giving to the unproductive and unfit is insanity. To take the kill from the mouth of the successful lion to give to the limping cowardly hyena is a crime against natural reality. Let the successful succeed, let the ignorant learn, let the unfit perish. Let every man own what he produces, dispose of it as he sees fit, keep the profits, or die trying. Let the productive produce and multiply, let the indolent starve and dwindle. Encourage strength, allow entropy to consume weakness.
Q: Global Warming?
A: Let the Earth burn. Let the blind human sheep believe they accidentally surpass the impact on the climate of the thermonuclear output of the sun. Let them walk and ride bicycles like the peasants they are. We drive machines that belch smoke and consume resources lesser mortals don’t deserve. Let us use the resources at our disposal until they are no more, and then let us expand into the cosmos to our rightful place as consumers of the entire universe.
Q: Space exploration?
A: It is our rightful place to rule the universe
and to use it as we deem fit. In this destiny we are inevitable, and answerable to no others. Let us walk the wastes between the stars, and set our thrones upon worlds unknown, increasing potential throughout the universe, throughout the multiverse.
Ver. 1.0 by roughmagick@sleeping-god.com
Vae victis!
American election fever has struck like a plague. It infects the blind with the illusion of vision, and the delirious with the dream of progress. Cthulhu sleeps, he dreams, he calls the Awakened away from the insignificant questions that distract the body politic, and offers these statements of position to clarify the futility of resistance to the imminent return of the Old Ones.
What is the Cult of Cthulhu’s position on the following issues?
Q: Which party does the Cult of Cthulhu endorse? Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Communist?
A: Politics is a barbed wire fence within which concentration camps are tended. CC wishes them all results commensurate with the level of truth they wield. If a party’s premises are false, let it suffer destruction swiftly. If a party is populated with idiots who are convinced of the truth of a lie, let them suffer the sharpest edges of their stupidity, and let the wise watch and learn the penalty of stupidity.
Q: Separation of church and state?
A: Let the idiot masses believe whatever they wish. Let them worship dirt, each other, invisible fantasies, dark forces, or Reason Itself. Let the true prevail, and the false fail. Action counts, and belief that leads to action through truth is the only valid religion. The state is a fantasy religion in and of itself, so separating it from other fantasies is a waste of time and mental ability.
Q: Abortion?
A: Let the self-culling herd operate on itself. Any species
that exterminates its own progeny needs to be encouraged to do so. They know their own are unfit for existence. Abortion should be legal, and in some cases, mandatory. Let the stupid and timid exterminate themselves with all speed. Let each generation be greater than its predecessor in wisdom, strength, knowledge, and productivity.
Q: Suicide/Euthanasia?
A: A living being knows the value of its own life.
If a mind is too weak to endure physical existence, let it free
itself. We endorse the willful breaking of the physical shackles.
Q: Gun control?
A: The feeble-minded should be unarmed, and the fearful should be subject to the will of the strong. Firearms are strength, and as such, should only be possessed by the superior. Let lesser, fearful peasants use sticks and rocks. We will use firearms, particle cannon, and anti-matter explosives if we so desire. It is our right to be the strongest and most feared. Let each warrior be armed always. Let each of our number be an army.
Q: The Drug War?
A: Addiction solves its own problems. Let everyone
medicate himself as he sees fit. Let junkies die, let the ill relieve
their pain. Release all the hostages of the insane puritan drug war who rot in the prisons and cower in the privacy of their guilty
pleasures in fear of misappropriated authority.
Q: Prostitution?
A: Each person owns their body, to do with as they wish.
If one offers to sell, and another agrees to buy at the offered price, the transaction is no third party’s business.
Q: Terrorism?
A: Let revenge be taken 10 fold, 100 fold on any who would
dare attack us in any way in any place. If a man attacks us, let his family be executed. If a tribe attacks us, let us vaporize their
entire village. If a village attacks us, let us burn their entire
region with unrelenting fire and salt the smoking ruins afterward. If a nation attacks us, defile everything they hold sacred or pleasant before their eyes, and exterminate them to the last man, woman, child, and animal with the greatest inferno our vengeful technology can deliver. Record every action leading up to and including their extermination. Let the knowledge of our swift and terrible vengeance be so deep and so certain, that children of villages would willingly execute their own parents, rather than wait for our terrible response. Begin with a lesson. Exterminate a contentious nation, now. Let the contentious nation be one who is dark and unproductive, who is
prideful, dishonest, cowardly, and boastful. Let it be filled with
lovers of the pedophile Prophet, the stooping, subservient, dirty
mongrels of the desert whose destiny is dust but who proclaim the right to rule us. Let our minds battle, let our weapons cross, and let the superior laugh at the unburied vanquished.
Q: Income tax?
A: To punish productivity by stealing from the productive
and giving to the unproductive and unfit is insanity. To take the kill from the mouth of the successful lion to give to the limping cowardly hyena is a crime against natural reality. Let the successful succeed, let the ignorant learn, let the unfit perish. Let every man own what he produces, dispose of it as he sees fit, keep the profits, or die trying. Let the productive produce and multiply, let the indolent starve and dwindle. Encourage strength, allow entropy to consume weakness.
Q: Global Warming?
A: Let the Earth burn. Let the blind human sheep believe they accidentally surpass the impact on the climate of the thermonuclear output of the sun. Let them walk and ride bicycles like the peasants they are. We drive machines that belch smoke and consume resources lesser mortals don’t deserve. Let us use the resources at our disposal until they are no more, and then let us expand into the cosmos to our rightful place as consumers of the entire universe.
Q: Space exploration?
A: It is our rightful place to rule the universe
and to use it as we deem fit. In this destiny we are inevitable, and answerable to no others. Let us walk the wastes between the stars, and set our thrones upon worlds unknown, increasing potential throughout the universe, throughout the multiverse.
