Post by Madguten on Dec 23, 2007 18:08:05 GMT -6
666 mindnumbingly air-filled posts of folly Who would have thought......
Yule is upon us. These are the dark days...
I wish you all great celebrations, whatever you celebrate.
ALKA MA RADU! IA! IA! KTULU FTAGN!
The people of old celebrated these dark days through ritualistic sacrifice and feasting.
Soon the sun shall return in all its glory to reclaim its place as it does every year, but for now, darkness rules. For some of us this is the time when we peak or valley in our soul. It can feel like a wild ride but we must hang on and learn what we can from the scenery. The new year is right around the corner, the REAL change is still months ahead of course, it will still be some time before the sun again blesses us at its highest with its wonderful rays of life and death.
SORTE SOLARIS! SORTE SOLARIS!
(black solaris! black solaris!)
Below is the table of the sun as described in "The Three books of Occult Philosophy" by Cornelius Agrippa. It is a square of 36 numbers, where every line and diameter in the square has a sum of 111, the combined sum of the whole square is:
[glow=red,2,300]666[/glow]
I have decided to celebrate this End of December (and my 666th post) by writing a short fiction story for the occasion. The story is called, "What are the odds?". Its nothing big at all, I'm just playing around with spontaneous writing, it kinda popped into my head yesterday, and i wrote it down this morning.
The fiction starts here(enjoy):
[glow=red,2,300]WHAT ARE THE ODDS?[/glow]
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Dear Wallace.
I have just received this email from my online friend Stefan Larcusta from Romania. I don't know what to make of it. That is why i am sending it to you. I saw it when i woke up this Monday, i am baffled. Here is the mail.
> From: Stefan <feastofthealmightycount718@yahoo.com>
> To: Francisco H<master999ofthelion@vortex.uk>
> Topic: Re: This is strange man!
> Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:00:02 -0710 (PST)
Hey whats up.
I dont know where to start. Weird things have been happening all around me today. I have been trying to reach you through msn all day, what have you been doing? I really need to talk to someone. Im so freaked out it is not even funny. I woke up at 03:03 at night because the phone rang. When i picked it up and said >>hello<<, a very frantic sounding woman answered in the other end. She was all like;
SUSAN? ITS MOLLY,
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME SUSAN!
SUSAN? (I was totally blown away by the wake up, and i sat confused for a split second before answering. I answered HELLO?, but just as i did the woman in the other end began screaming in panic)
HE'S RUN AMOK SUSAN!
HE'S GONNA KILL ME!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
STAY AWAY! STAY AWA-----click---------
The phone in the other end became quiet. I hung up my phone and tried to go back to sleep. Of course i couldnt (you know me). If it wasnt for the stuff i have laying around here, i would probably have called the cops, but alas that is not even an option. The call was so fucking creepy bro, you wouldnt believe. I dont know anybody named Susan (or Molly) and i never have. Oh yeah, there was an old lady in my kindergarten named Susan but she died years ago, she is hardly the Susan in question ;-). I dont know if someone is fucking with me or what because this is not all that has happened, after i tried to go back to sleep i laid in bed but couldnt sleep. I kept looking at the alarm clock, whenever the sudden insomnia became to much for me. Check out this freaky fact. At precisely 03:30 something fell to the floor in my kitchen making a loud noise. Im telling you, it happened EXACTLY when the counter shifted from 03:29 to 03:30 on my clock. I went to the kitchen and another weird fact, what had fell to the floor was my kitchen knife, but that is not the weird part, the weird part is that it had fallen from a magnetic knife holder on the wall, and all the other knifes were still in the holder. Have you ever had this happen? I mean what are the odds?
The stuff doesnt stop here either. I began to wonder about the coincident of weird stuff happening at weird hours,( paranoid as you know me). I would have been fine, had it not been for the fact that during today:
at 04:44, a scream was uttered outside my window. It was probably a cat, but im telling you man, the sound gave me shivers.
At 07:07 my job called my phone to see why i wasnt at work (i just couldnt), i told them that i had just woke up with the flu (sounding as sick as i could), they were pissed, but fuck em ;-)
At 10:01 i looked out of the window and exactly then it became much darker and clouds took over the sunlight. This wasnt that freaky but whats the chance of me looking at the clock at that exact moment?
Next time i looked at the clock it was 11:11 and just as i did, the doorbell rang! I sneaked out into my hallway and looked through the doorspy. Outside stood a man and a boy holding some papers, i have no idea who they were, i have never seen them before. I didnt open, and they went away. And i tried to get some sleep as i was still smashed.
At 15:51 i woke up feeling like the front doorbell had just rung again. I pulled myself out to the door and looked through the spyhole, but there was no one there, so i went back to sleep.
At 17:17 i woke up again. This time i didnt feel the sensation that the frontdoor had rung. And i went to the kitchen to make myself some coffee to wake up on. When i got to the kitchen i saw that the knife had fallen to the floor again, but before i could pick it up, the frontdoor rang (!) It was one of my friends, he just came by to borrow Halo 3 and an extra controller for his xbox. I tried to get him to stay, so i could tell him about how weird i have felt today, but he went on his way again.
At 20:02 the phone rang again and when i picked it up was nothing but buzzing static. At this point i was no longer doubting that something strange was going on. Im not crazy right? This IS weird right? I mean WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
As i am writing this, things are happening around me, the clock is now 23:45, at 23:23 my monitor shut down on its own. Dude im so freaked out. I mean it its not a joke. For some reason the last two hours all i have been able to think about is; What will happen at 00:00? The thought terrorizes me in a way i have never experienced before, my heart is raising and i am dizzy, my sight is even messed up, the light shines more than normal, but everything else is more dark, there is more contrast than normal. I thought writing this e-mail would help me work it out, but it hasnt. My fear grows with every second that passes. What the hell is happening? It all started with that damn Molly woman! Who the hell does she think she is, to just spark such terror? Im sorry for ranting man, but im fucking scared. Im sitting here with my hand on the mouse, im gonna sit and be ready at 00:00 (right now its 23:50). I have fears that something horrible will happen. If something happens im going to send this mail to you in the same instant. Now, only time will tell.
now its only a mattre of seconds
it wont be long now what will happen
waht will ha
oh god
what are the odds htrk
(end of email)
I haven't been able to reach him since neither on msn, or any of the other online channels we usually talk on. I am deeply distressed, perhaps he has just been busy, it IS Christmas after all. Yes, i DO believe he must be alright, there could be thousands of healthy reasons why i haven't been able to reach him. He has not likely been hurt, i mean, what are the odds?
Sincerely yours.
Dr Francisco Hubertus.
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End of fiction
Nobody has to read the story ;D What is more important is i hope that you all have a good End of December, whatever you are doing. It is a foggy and quit night here tonight. The moon shines through the fog though. Beatifull Luna.
Have a great Yule/Christ-Mass/newyear/solstice/End of December!
Ia! Ia!
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Yule is upon us. These are the dark days...
I wish you all great celebrations, whatever you celebrate.
ALKA MA RADU! IA! IA! KTULU FTAGN!
The people of old celebrated these dark days through ritualistic sacrifice and feasting.
Soon the sun shall return in all its glory to reclaim its place as it does every year, but for now, darkness rules. For some of us this is the time when we peak or valley in our soul. It can feel like a wild ride but we must hang on and learn what we can from the scenery. The new year is right around the corner, the REAL change is still months ahead of course, it will still be some time before the sun again blesses us at its highest with its wonderful rays of life and death.
SORTE SOLARIS! SORTE SOLARIS!
(black solaris! black solaris!)
Below is the table of the sun as described in "The Three books of Occult Philosophy" by Cornelius Agrippa. It is a square of 36 numbers, where every line and diameter in the square has a sum of 111, the combined sum of the whole square is:
[glow=red,2,300]666[/glow]
I have decided to celebrate this End of December (and my 666th post) by writing a short fiction story for the occasion. The story is called, "What are the odds?". Its nothing big at all, I'm just playing around with spontaneous writing, it kinda popped into my head yesterday, and i wrote it down this morning.
The fiction starts here(enjoy):
[glow=red,2,300]WHAT ARE THE ODDS?[/glow]
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Wallace.
I have just received this email from my online friend Stefan Larcusta from Romania. I don't know what to make of it. That is why i am sending it to you. I saw it when i woke up this Monday, i am baffled. Here is the mail.
> From: Stefan <feastofthealmightycount718@yahoo.com>
> To: Francisco H<master999ofthelion@vortex.uk>
> Topic: Re: This is strange man!
> Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:00:02 -0710 (PST)
Hey whats up.
I dont know where to start. Weird things have been happening all around me today. I have been trying to reach you through msn all day, what have you been doing? I really need to talk to someone. Im so freaked out it is not even funny. I woke up at 03:03 at night because the phone rang. When i picked it up and said >>hello<<, a very frantic sounding woman answered in the other end. She was all like;
SUSAN? ITS MOLLY,
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME SUSAN!
SUSAN? (I was totally blown away by the wake up, and i sat confused for a split second before answering. I answered HELLO?, but just as i did the woman in the other end began screaming in panic)
HE'S RUN AMOK SUSAN!
HE'S GONNA KILL ME!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
STAY AWAY! STAY AWA-----click---------
The phone in the other end became quiet. I hung up my phone and tried to go back to sleep. Of course i couldnt (you know me). If it wasnt for the stuff i have laying around here, i would probably have called the cops, but alas that is not even an option. The call was so fucking creepy bro, you wouldnt believe. I dont know anybody named Susan (or Molly) and i never have. Oh yeah, there was an old lady in my kindergarten named Susan but she died years ago, she is hardly the Susan in question ;-). I dont know if someone is fucking with me or what because this is not all that has happened, after i tried to go back to sleep i laid in bed but couldnt sleep. I kept looking at the alarm clock, whenever the sudden insomnia became to much for me. Check out this freaky fact. At precisely 03:30 something fell to the floor in my kitchen making a loud noise. Im telling you, it happened EXACTLY when the counter shifted from 03:29 to 03:30 on my clock. I went to the kitchen and another weird fact, what had fell to the floor was my kitchen knife, but that is not the weird part, the weird part is that it had fallen from a magnetic knife holder on the wall, and all the other knifes were still in the holder. Have you ever had this happen? I mean what are the odds?
The stuff doesnt stop here either. I began to wonder about the coincident of weird stuff happening at weird hours,( paranoid as you know me). I would have been fine, had it not been for the fact that during today:
at 04:44, a scream was uttered outside my window. It was probably a cat, but im telling you man, the sound gave me shivers.
At 07:07 my job called my phone to see why i wasnt at work (i just couldnt), i told them that i had just woke up with the flu (sounding as sick as i could), they were pissed, but fuck em ;-)
At 10:01 i looked out of the window and exactly then it became much darker and clouds took over the sunlight. This wasnt that freaky but whats the chance of me looking at the clock at that exact moment?
Next time i looked at the clock it was 11:11 and just as i did, the doorbell rang! I sneaked out into my hallway and looked through the doorspy. Outside stood a man and a boy holding some papers, i have no idea who they were, i have never seen them before. I didnt open, and they went away. And i tried to get some sleep as i was still smashed.
At 15:51 i woke up feeling like the front doorbell had just rung again. I pulled myself out to the door and looked through the spyhole, but there was no one there, so i went back to sleep.
At 17:17 i woke up again. This time i didnt feel the sensation that the frontdoor had rung. And i went to the kitchen to make myself some coffee to wake up on. When i got to the kitchen i saw that the knife had fallen to the floor again, but before i could pick it up, the frontdoor rang (!) It was one of my friends, he just came by to borrow Halo 3 and an extra controller for his xbox. I tried to get him to stay, so i could tell him about how weird i have felt today, but he went on his way again.
At 20:02 the phone rang again and when i picked it up was nothing but buzzing static. At this point i was no longer doubting that something strange was going on. Im not crazy right? This IS weird right? I mean WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
As i am writing this, things are happening around me, the clock is now 23:45, at 23:23 my monitor shut down on its own. Dude im so freaked out. I mean it its not a joke. For some reason the last two hours all i have been able to think about is; What will happen at 00:00? The thought terrorizes me in a way i have never experienced before, my heart is raising and i am dizzy, my sight is even messed up, the light shines more than normal, but everything else is more dark, there is more contrast than normal. I thought writing this e-mail would help me work it out, but it hasnt. My fear grows with every second that passes. What the hell is happening? It all started with that damn Molly woman! Who the hell does she think she is, to just spark such terror? Im sorry for ranting man, but im fucking scared. Im sitting here with my hand on the mouse, im gonna sit and be ready at 00:00 (right now its 23:50). I have fears that something horrible will happen. If something happens im going to send this mail to you in the same instant. Now, only time will tell.
now its only a mattre of seconds
it wont be long now what will happen
waht will ha
oh god
what are the odds htrk
(end of email)
I haven't been able to reach him since neither on msn, or any of the other online channels we usually talk on. I am deeply distressed, perhaps he has just been busy, it IS Christmas after all. Yes, i DO believe he must be alright, there could be thousands of healthy reasons why i haven't been able to reach him. He has not likely been hurt, i mean, what are the odds?
Sincerely yours.
Dr Francisco Hubertus.
-----------------------------------------------
End of fiction
Nobody has to read the story ;D What is more important is i hope that you all have a good End of December, whatever you are doing. It is a foggy and quit night here tonight. The moon shines through the fog though. Beatifull Luna.
Have a great Yule/Christ-Mass/newyear/solstice/End of December!
Ia! Ia!
Cthulhu Fhtagn!