Post by shawnhartnell on Jul 1, 2017 21:54:31 GMT -6
Originally posted on Venger's CoCSN blog on Apr. 24th, 2011.
Raspberry Cheesecake
"No, don't worry about it. You haven't offended me. I'm fine. Protected by my raspberry cheesecake-ism." He said.
Our protagonist walks down the street, travels through alleys in cyberspace, and journeys within interior arcades of slippery, viridescent self-discovery.
"Nothing can stop me. For I am my own raspberry cheesecake, and that... that is what's made all the difference."
He stares deeply into the face of God, tentacles erupt from all quarters, tongues elongating, speaking in a bizarre guttural croaking and furtive whispers, stained crimson with the blood of non-believers, one hundred and eleven eyes gleam in the foetid light of all three moons. The beast howls to the chartreuse void as the masses drown in His green ooze.
"Ye shall cheesecake with me, Lord. And thy raspberry-ness hath no end in sight. Hail the Ancient Ones, for They are as majestic as all the raspberry cheesecakes of the world!"
Then, as the man finished his ululation, all was silent. Night fell upon them. Cheesecakes of all sizes and descriptions were devoured... most of all, the ones with a raspberry likeness.
_______________
It all started by accident, this meme of ours. Shawn wondered what kind of punishment Zach and the modern satanists deserved. Someone said "a pie in the face"... probably Shawn again. I came up with raspberry cheesecake then Cora'Sahn kept encouraging all of us to continue its usage as we laughed and laughed.
The result? It grew. It became something; its own thing. But why? What is the allure of raspberry cheesecake?
1. Because we felt the need to express our sense of humor.
2. It attracts attention and curiosity while infuriating our enemies. An opponent's pattern or state of mind can be interrupted when one suddenly starts talking about raspberry cheesecake. Adversaries usually can't effectively deal with the nonsensical... especially when nonsense is mixed with serious, intellectual content. Go back and forth between the two. The Cult dares you.
3. This phrase is a built-in key to flapdoodle applesauce inanity. Yes, absurdity is occasionally necessary because logic alone cannot fully conceptualize Dread Cthulhu himself, let alone the entire Mythos. When seen against the illusion's backdrop (the everyday world), our mission appears crazy. Don't let that deter you, brothers and sisters!
In conclusion, if your looking for that ineffable rightness of phrase which persists in eluding you, then feel free to fall back on "raspberry cheesecake" because those two words can literally mean anything you wish. The only liimit is your imagination.
While rarely in bad taste, it can absolutely be overused. Be careful to allocate helpings of raspberry cheesecake judiciously... or not at all! Just think of it - forever banned from using that phrase. No longer will the delicious absurdity of raspberry cheesecake trip off your tongue. Darkness... all of it, always, and forever in darkness!
May the Raspberry Cheesecake be with you... always.
"No, don't worry about it. You haven't offended me. I'm fine. Protected by my raspberry cheesecake-ism." He said.
Our protagonist walks down the street, travels through alleys in cyberspace, and journeys within interior arcades of slippery, viridescent self-discovery.
"Nothing can stop me. For I am my own raspberry cheesecake, and that... that is what's made all the difference."
He stares deeply into the face of God, tentacles erupt from all quarters, tongues elongating, speaking in a bizarre guttural croaking and furtive whispers, stained crimson with the blood of non-believers, one hundred and eleven eyes gleam in the foetid light of all three moons. The beast howls to the chartreuse void as the masses drown in His green ooze.
"Ye shall cheesecake with me, Lord. And thy raspberry-ness hath no end in sight. Hail the Ancient Ones, for They are as majestic as all the raspberry cheesecakes of the world!"
Then, as the man finished his ululation, all was silent. Night fell upon them. Cheesecakes of all sizes and descriptions were devoured... most of all, the ones with a raspberry likeness.
_______________
It all started by accident, this meme of ours. Shawn wondered what kind of punishment Zach and the modern satanists deserved. Someone said "a pie in the face"... probably Shawn again. I came up with raspberry cheesecake then Cora'Sahn kept encouraging all of us to continue its usage as we laughed and laughed.
The result? It grew. It became something; its own thing. But why? What is the allure of raspberry cheesecake?
1. Because we felt the need to express our sense of humor.
2. It attracts attention and curiosity while infuriating our enemies. An opponent's pattern or state of mind can be interrupted when one suddenly starts talking about raspberry cheesecake. Adversaries usually can't effectively deal with the nonsensical... especially when nonsense is mixed with serious, intellectual content. Go back and forth between the two. The Cult dares you.
3. This phrase is a built-in key to flapdoodle applesauce inanity. Yes, absurdity is occasionally necessary because logic alone cannot fully conceptualize Dread Cthulhu himself, let alone the entire Mythos. When seen against the illusion's backdrop (the everyday world), our mission appears crazy. Don't let that deter you, brothers and sisters!
In conclusion, if your looking for that ineffable rightness of phrase which persists in eluding you, then feel free to fall back on "raspberry cheesecake" because those two words can literally mean anything you wish. The only liimit is your imagination.
While rarely in bad taste, it can absolutely be overused. Be careful to allocate helpings of raspberry cheesecake judiciously... or not at all! Just think of it - forever banned from using that phrase. No longer will the delicious absurdity of raspberry cheesecake trip off your tongue. Darkness... all of it, always, and forever in darkness!
May the Raspberry Cheesecake be with you... always.