Madguten
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Woe, to he who hears the howling
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Post by Madguten on Jan 1, 2009 19:53:22 GMT -6
SWEET DESIGN!
Very cool.
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Post by I AM the Way on Jan 1, 2009 22:01:52 GMT -6
wow, it is extremely awesome. a million tentacled thanks, my friend. it shall be used come February!
Ia Ia,
VS
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Post by Shaz'rahjeem on Feb 13, 2009 6:17:10 GMT -6
What the hell. Some needs to get this stuff off. The best things is, that means some loser has the time to make an account and all that, just to post this shit. Then goes away thinking how funny and clever it is, in complete ignorance to their own pethetic idiocy
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Post by Xor'Nefthrahm on Feb 13, 2009 9:11:50 GMT -6
WOW.. another post that made my brain shrink..
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Post by I AM the Way on Feb 13, 2009 13:32:54 GMT -6
not to worry, that jackass was just banned six ways from sunday.
VS
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Madguten
Moderator
CoC forum moderator
Woe, to he who hears the howling
Posts: 2,785
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Post by Madguten on Feb 14, 2009 12:50:06 GMT -6
I came, i saw, i deleted an obvious trash post, lol ;D
just informing
(i will delete this little notion too in a day or so)
tidy, tidy, tidy ;D
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Post by Xor'Nefthrahm on Feb 14, 2009 20:26:42 GMT -6
Takeout the trash, Lut'vul'hashtan!
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Post by sin on Feb 17, 2009 13:51:18 GMT -6
not to worry, that jackass was just banned six ways from sunday.
VS *lol* Man, I miss all the good stuff. I'm always game for a fucktard roast. Oh, yeah - that's a new job for the COC - Thrash and Burn Minion. Yeah, that's me.
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Post by monitor613 on May 14, 2009 0:59:12 GMT -6
the first thing we need is a CoC / occult porn site . everything fits with that piece of the puzzle : exposure, recruitment, sex & money ("donations"). the site should be a non-profit sharing site . for being a member of the cult, and submitting content for the site the governing body of the Church would redistribute the revenue the site makes based on the amount of views a person's video gets. (this would bring secular pornographers into the fold along with their resources: camera and editing equipment, big dicks etc. etc.) Since this is a official religion the stipulation for all videos submitted would be having to include occult plots / Church lore / educational videos . but we'd also provide a service for members where we give away pre-written church approved scripts, "reality show" contracts and much, much more.
So let's say You're a official member of the CoC. You now have the ability to put your video content on the Official Church's Website. the World Watches. ¶ the Churches' mission statement is to support it's members financially. Therefore based on X views your video gets on the Official site you get X amount of $. logistically it can't be as simple as automatically dumping money into a bank account. but that would be the gist of it. ¶ ok, so let me reword that so i'm perfectly clear about it::: the point of being a member of the church is the ability to put your content on the CoC site, in order to be financially supported by the church. This is our religion. along with your usual religious causes of spreading enlightenment and ridding the world of evil. the trick is to make it compulsory for the public to give us money. i don't think our status allows us to have a traditional porn site where you have to pay for access. but i'm sure there's some easy loophole to get around that. and im not even convinced we still couldn't sell access to the site. i mean if the point of the religion is to be supported by it. then you would have to expect the church provided some service to the public in order to financially support it's members. and if we get any flack over it and get in legal trouble we can just say "Hey, asshole, this is a depression . we're just trying to survive here." i'm sure if we say that loud enough the media will hear about it, and what does that mean? publicity. lots of free publicity. sympathy to our cause. and all the perks that come with them.
any comments?
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Post by sorrowking on May 14, 2009 4:56:07 GMT -6
Your insane but I like the way you think
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Post by sin on May 14, 2009 7:36:23 GMT -6
VS would have to review the conditions of the non-profit status, but if there's a way to get away with it - I'd say it would compliment the adult meetup area. I like it.
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Post by glade on May 14, 2009 9:44:02 GMT -6
I don't quite understand it, I hope VS will and that he will post his thoughts on the idea.
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Post by I AM the Way on May 14, 2009 12:03:38 GMT -6
interesting idea. i'm all for creating an adult section on the new site and in fact already proposed a sort of Lovecraftian Maxim photo spread. could possibly transition into hardcore, but that would entail a bit more risk.
however, the non-profit thing probably won't fly with that content. but that's ok, it can be profit. not all aspects of a non-profit have to be profitless. a porn site or line of DVDs could be connected with the Cult of Cthulhu without being the CoC itself. just call it a different company. and the profit from adult entertainment can still be used to support us and fuel new Cult operations and developments.
anyone interested in helping out with that? i've been searching for a partner or two before getting into adult entertainment.
VS
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Post by sorrowking on May 14, 2009 22:01:30 GMT -6
By partner do you mean business, financial or spank on the ass while the camera rolls?
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Post by monitor613 on May 15, 2009 1:18:45 GMT -6
my skills are best used for script writing, editing, directing, and i'll help out anyway i can within those parameters
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Post by I AM the Way on May 15, 2009 9:38:52 GMT -6
at this stage, i'm pretty much open to anything. at the moment, finding adult models/actresses is a challenge.
VS
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Post by glade on May 15, 2009 9:54:24 GMT -6
what about making it amature and see if that flies? There may be people out there that would jump at the chance to do a DVD or other media. That would make a good opinion or poll question.
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Post by sorrowking on May 15, 2009 10:35:54 GMT -6
I think maybe you should forget the porn idea Venger. Not only is it a distraction but it also makes the cult look like just a bunch of dudes using any reason to pull chicks and blow on their faces
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Post by I AM the Way on May 15, 2009 11:55:16 GMT -6
you mean amateur? that would be more likely than getting Jenna Jameson, yeah. haven't seen any amateur women jumping at the chance yet, but i'm putting my tentacles out there.
the porn might be a distraction, but sex could never be a distraction since human sexuality is part of the Cult's paradigm. if we break it down to essentials: Worship, Indulgence, and Awakening, the Indulgence must include sex. and what is porn if not the communication of sexual exploration and pleasure?
on the other hand, we don't want the Cthulhu Cult to be overshadowed by pornography... that i completely understand. time will tell if this idea is for us.
Venger As'Nas Satanis Cult of Cthulhu High Priest
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Post by monitor613 on May 15, 2009 16:48:51 GMT -6
at this stage, i'm pretty much open to anything. at the moment, finding adult models/actresses is a challenge.
VS you said you used to have sex with different attractive girls every week. the same principle is involved in talking them into doing porn. plus there's the monetary incentive for them. i think finding the actresses is right up your alley. If we do this right we can actually make sex meaningful e.g. spiritual, the way it's supposed to be. therefore the stipulation of the videos involving mythos / occult plots is crucial , any deviation from that and the expressed concerns will become valid. besides, people are going to believe whatever they want no matter if its the furthest thing from the truth. remember Marilyn Manson ten years ago? so fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
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Post by I AM the Way on May 15, 2009 18:21:42 GMT -6
right, it might be easier to start a sexual relationship with a woman first and then get her to do it on camera rather than hook women into doing porn straight away. hmmm?
one person's spiritual love-making might be another's filthy degradation. it's all relative.
VS
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Post by monitor613 on May 16, 2009 2:29:22 GMT -6
I'll go out on a limb and say if you start looking for girls to be on camera then you'll find yourself meeting them. and it's not a matter of having to talk them into it. the universe tends to help us meet the people we need to meet. especially if it's to further the cause of our personal gods.
[eic]
consider the cow, who we eat, if they had morality similar to ours then we must be evil incarnate b/c we kill and eat them mercilessly . but we're only doing what we have to do to live. even with vegetarianism you're still destroying life to continue yours.
As a pantheist i don't acknowledge the good and evil dualism ; there is only interpretation . this naturally makes me an anarchist (anybody want to join me? j/k) "Right" & "Wrong" are inventions of the Ego which by necessity wonders how a situation will effect it / "you":: something that is good for you is "good", and something that is bad for you is "bad". moron christians rail against moral relativity but that's what makes them morons; lack of perspective.
this is the kind of thought provoking dialogue that should be in our porn. so try to find some hot, socially conscience girls. perform a ritual for Cthulhu if you think that will help. i guess what i'm trying to say is. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!
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Post by sorrowking on May 17, 2009 8:11:58 GMT -6
Alright as it seems we are apparently going with this I think we should pick our porn names with the bullshit method of using the name of the first dog we owned and the name of the street we first lived in.
This makes me Timmy Wyman. Not a bad one but that was the first family dog and home. What if I take the name of my first dog once I left home and my first private address?
That makes me King Zebina.....Nice. I sound like African royalty. Lol
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Post by I AM the Way on May 17, 2009 10:36:10 GMT -6
not necessarily, but i do feel i owe it a try.haha, oh man. no, i prefer not to be known as Duncan Timber Ridge, thank you very much!
VS
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Post by Shaz'rahjeem on May 17, 2009 17:19:23 GMT -6
Alright as it seems we are apparently going with this I think we should pick our porn names with the bullshit method of using the name of the first dog we owned and the name of the street we first lived in. This makes me Timmy Wyman. Not a bad one but that was the first family dog and home. What if I take the name of my first dog once I left home and my first private address? That makes me King Zebina.....Nice. I sound like African royalty. Lol damn that makes me pop-eye hardwig... which actualy isn't to bad ;D
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Post by monitor613 on May 17, 2009 21:19:43 GMT -6
Tristan Innsbury ...wtf
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Post by sorrowking on May 17, 2009 23:10:06 GMT -6
Hahahaha! These are all awesome porn names! I have a mate whose porn name is Missy Rowe. It would be an awesome name if he was a chick. He hates it when I call him Missy at the pub. Especially if hes talking to a chick. Lol.
Okay so far we have " Cult of Cthulhu blows on your face" Staring Timmy Wyman, Dunkan Timber Ridge, Pop-eye Hardwig and Tristan Innsbury.
Lol. We need some chicks. Otherwise its us standing around naked and saying stupid shit like " Are you going to.." "Hell no!"
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Post by monitor613 on May 18, 2009 1:42:52 GMT -6
in addition to the porn we should do a sketch comedy based on mythos charactors . like, how would you feel being a goat with 999 brothers and sisters? in fact the porn should be light-hearted as well .
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Post by Shaz'rahjeem on May 18, 2009 17:41:18 GMT -6
Some ideas for porn titles.
Moan of Cthulhu
ia ia cthulhu fuck'tagn
necro-cock-athon
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Post by monitor613 on May 18, 2009 17:58:13 GMT -6
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